Even More Unique Presents, That You Will Never Need

Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray

$5.64

Chill drinks while heating up the party with help from this creative ice-cube tray. That was our attempt to be serious. Don't buy this, you will never need this.

Handtrux Backhoe Toy

$16.51

Your kid will never need this, but it will keep him occupied for a solid hour. It's sprung from the mind of a professional Heavy Equipment Operator/Inventor. Seems like a smart guy. But, you still don't need it.

Playable Electronic Guitar Shirt

$31.99

Belt out your favorite rock tunes on this real playable electric guitar shirt. Wait. What???

The Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron

$15.99

TEN-HUT, that means, ATTENTION! Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? I can't hear you! Of course this is not needed.

The Pocket Shot

$25.99

I dont know... do you really need a sling shot... that you can put in your pocket? Nah... you will never need this.

Collapsible Beer Glass

$8.99

Well, I guess you can put it in your pocket and take with you? Wherever you go? Nah... not needed.