For those of you that need to be entertained as soon as you wake up... here is a Flying Alarm Clock. Zzzzz...
If this hat didn't keep you warm, it would be 100% useless. If it makes a difference, it is the Official Beard Beanie Thinsulate hat with a crocheted beard.
Trumark Classic Wrist-Braced Slingshot Features. One piece aluminum frame and soft vinyl handle give it a comfortable feel when blah blah blah, don't need it, blah blah blah.
If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables.