More Unique Presents, That You Will Never Need

Flying Alarm Clock


For those of you that need to be entertained as soon as you wake up... here is a Flying Alarm Clock. Zzzzz...

The Original Beard Beanie


If this hat didn't keep you warm, it would be 100% useless. If it makes a difference, it is the Official Beard Beanie Thinsulate hat with a crocheted beard.

Superman Comfy Throw Blanket


Faster than a stupid speeding bullet, or whatever the saying is. It's a Superman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves. Adult size Superman Comfy Costume Throw. One size fits most adults. If you try and fly in this comfy, let us know. We'll want to watch.

Trumark Slingshot


Trumark Classic Wrist-Braced Slingshot Features. One piece aluminum frame and soft vinyl handle give it a comfortable feel when blah blah blah, don't need it, blah blah blah.

All My Friends Are Dead Book


If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables.

Ultimate Darth Vader FX Lightsaber


Yes Luke, I am your father. And, you really don't need this lightsaber. It does a lot of things you will never need to do.